Crappy Reception

“9-1-1. What’s your emergency?”

“I’m, uh…,” gagged the caller. “I’m stuck in a toilet.”

“Say again, ma’am, please.”

“Uhg. I’m stuck in a toilet.”

“Stuck in a toilet? Your hand? Your arm? Your foot?”

“No. My whole body, and I can’t get out.”

“Ma’am, it’s a serious crime to prank 9-1-1.”

“I’M NOT JOKING. I’m stuck in an outhouse toilet. I dropped my cell phone in, tried to get it, and fell in. I’m at Mt. Washington. Rest stop two.”

“Rescue personnel are on their way. Hang in there.” The connection went dead. “Sheee-it. That’s a new one on me.”

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Ed Dzitko

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